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Jul 29Liked by Matt Plotecher

This vignette is very reminiscent of going there with my wife! On emerging from the maze, though, my better half sends me back in on a fetch quest for some item deep within the labyrinth. I can either start from the beginning or pick my way backwards through an unending flow of shoppers, like a salmon swimming upstream...

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You are a braver human than I.

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Tell me you had the Swedish meatballs.

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I was outvoted. :(

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Tragic.

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Now I have to go and queue up the Jonathan Coulton - Ikea song. :)

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